If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
LILY TOMLINDoes your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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