Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLINDoes your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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