I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
LILY TOMLINMy politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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