Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
LILY TOMLINMy politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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