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Lily Tomlin

Remember we’re all in this alone.
LILY TOMLIN

Alone One Liner Remember
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try

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