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Lily Tomlin

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself

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