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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

Lily Tomlin

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

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