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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

Lily Tomlin

If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN

God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

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