If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
LILY TOMLINWhen we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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