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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

Lily Tomlin

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

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