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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

Lily Tomlin

When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

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