If you can’t be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLINWhen we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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