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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

Lily Tomlin

If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself

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