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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

Lily Tomlin

Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!

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