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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.

Lily Tomlin

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard

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