The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
LILY TOMLINI was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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