Remember we’re all in this alone.
LILY TOMLINGrowing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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