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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.

Lily Tomlin

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
LILY TOMLIN

Lying Make Up True Yourself
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself

Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.

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