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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.

Lily Tomlin

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Laughter Smart Survive Work

Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.

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