The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLINGrowing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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