There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
LILY TOMLINGrowing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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