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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin

There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

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