If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
LILY TOMLINWhy is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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