If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
LILY TOMLINWhy is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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