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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin

There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
LILY TOMLIN

Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

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