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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin

When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself

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