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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.

Lily Tomlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth

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