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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.

Lily Tomlin

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
LILY TOMLIN

Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
LILY TOMLIN

Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth

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