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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.

Lily Tomlin

Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
LILY TOMLIN

Place Public Reality Time Yourself
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing

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