Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
LILY TOMLINWe are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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