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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.

Lily Tomlin

I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.

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