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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Lily Tomlin

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

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