I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLINSometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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