I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
LILY TOMLINSometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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