After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
LILY TOMLINSometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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The road to success is always under construction.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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