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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

Lily Tomlin

Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

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