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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

Lily Tomlin

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

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