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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

Lily Tomlin

There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

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