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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

Lily Tomlin

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

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