Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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