My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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