Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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