The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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