Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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