The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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