Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
JOSEPH HELLERThere is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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