The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
JOSEPH HELLERProstitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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