Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
JOSEPH HELLERProstitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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