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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.

Joseph Heller

Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
JOSEPH HELLER

Job Principle Quit Regret
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Freedom Live Strong
Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Alive Death Die Furious Life
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Epitome She Smile Sorrow Time
They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Agree Education Necessary People Possible Question
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Civilization Earth End Peace
History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Bag Coincidence History Open Random Trash Wind
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
JOSEPH HELLER

Mad Paranoid
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Rain Wet
Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Born Innocence
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
JOSEPH HELLER

Achievement Disappointment Numb

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