Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
JOSEPH HELLERThe enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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