Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
JOSEPH HELLERThe enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Insanity is contagious.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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