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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.

Joseph Heller

The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Job Principle Quit Regret
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Boy Grow Up Little
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice
The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Country Dare Exercise Freedom Independence Traditonal
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Achievement Disappointment Numb
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Enjoyment Except Literature
When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Angel Decent Heaven Human Impulse Poeple Saint Tragedy
I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Ideas Life Novel Writing
He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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Hope Misery
History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Bag Coincidence History Open Random Trash Wind

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