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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

Joan Rivers

Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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Age Old Reality
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
JOAN RIVERS

Fools Laughter Yourself
If you can’t make fun of yourself, you don’t have any right to make fun of others.
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Fun Right Yourself
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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Born Myself Room
Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Age Hard Move Old Target
You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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Deep Inspirational Kill Time Yourself
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Cook Food Man Marriage Responsibility Sex Woman
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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Age Breathe Funny Happiness Inspiration One Liner
Edgar had a heart attack, and I’m to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
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Blame Head Heart Love Myself Sex
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
I’m racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson’s back when he was black.
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Black Friendship Himself Myself Possible Race
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
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Funny Happiness Key Life Money People
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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Process Worry
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
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Cook Love Man Woman
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
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Appearance Funny Myself
Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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Attraction Change Death Greatness People Place Thinking Young

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

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