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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
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On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Moving on is a gift you give yourself.
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I have a million dollar figure but it’s all loose change.
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Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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