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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

Joan Rivers

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.
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Alive Bad Care Enjoyment Goodness Life Myself
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
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End Happiness Life Movie Stars Yourself
I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider.
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Alone Company Myself
If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
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Fashion Military Ugly Yourself
Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up – and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
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Believe Fashion Myself Respect Woman
Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
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Choice Law Wife Woman
I saw what’s going on under my chin. I don’t want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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Myself Oneself Thankful
Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
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Enough Thankful Yourself
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now…once he opened the car door for me in the last four years – we were on the freeway at the time.
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Couple Freedom Marriage Time Yourself
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
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Cook Love Man Woman
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
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Death Food Funny Greatness Myself
I have a million dollar figure but it’s all loose change.
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Change Loose Money Myself
You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Deep Fun Funny Old Work Yourself
If you can’t make fun of yourself, you don’t have any right to make fun of others.
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Fun Right Yourself
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Herself Oneself People Rebel Thinking Woman
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
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Age Fashion Feeling Funny Gift Memories Old Yourself

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

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