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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

Joan Rivers

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
JOAN RIVERS

Funny Run Smile Time
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Enough Myself Open Opportunity Smart
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Herself Oneself People Rebel Thinking Woman
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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Born Myself Room
Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
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Hard Time Remember Revenge Survive
I’m no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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Cook Food Myself
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
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Age Book Fashion Myself Woman
We don’t apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don’t get it, then don’t watch us.
JOAN RIVERS

Joke Laughter See Sorry Yourself
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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Darkness Hard Time Optimism Positive Present Success Thinking
You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Deep Fun Funny Old Work Yourself
I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider.
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Alone Company Myself
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
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End Happiness Life Movie Stars Yourself
Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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Bed Country God Limitation Sky Thankful
I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to ‘ripley’s believe it or not’ – they sent it back and said, “we don’t believe it.”
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Believe Parent Ugly
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
JOAN RIVERS

Acceptance Funny Luck Old Oneself
You know it’s time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
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Animal Start Time Yourself

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