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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.

Joan Rivers

Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
JOAN RIVERS

Adventure Excitement Laughter Moments Travel Worst Yourself
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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Born Myself Room
Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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Age Old Reality
Life is so tough. I don’t know how old you are, but I’ve seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
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Forever Life Myself
Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Age Hard Move Old Target
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
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Age Book Fashion Myself Woman
Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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Attraction Change Death Greatness People Place Thinking Young
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year – and has yet to receive a Mother’s Day card from one of them.
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Animal Born Mom Oneself
Grandchildren can be annoying – how many times can you go: “And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink”? It’s like talking to a supermodel.
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Annoy Children Talk Time Yourself
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Bed Hate Myself Start Yourself
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Body Memories Myself Women
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Children Funny Myself Toys
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
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Funny Happiness Key Life Money People
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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Defeat Herself Myself Win
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
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Funny Man Mistake Woman
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn’t wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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Change Decision Himself Husband Marriage Mindset Myself

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.

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