The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
H. L. MENCKENUnder democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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