It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
H. L. MENCKENUnder democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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