The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
H. L. MENCKENThe only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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