Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
H. L. MENCKENFreedom of press is limited to those who own one.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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