We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPAIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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One size does not fit all.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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One and one is eleven.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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