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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful

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