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Frank Zappa Quote - If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality

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