If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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One size does not fit all.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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