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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex

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