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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPA

Boss Public Religious Work
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPA

Drugs Parents
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote

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