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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA

College Education Laid Library
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom

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