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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPA

Happiness Music People Rich Smart
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember

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