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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.

Frank Zappa

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell

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