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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.

Frank Zappa

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic

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