Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPAThe more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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One and one is eleven.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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