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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Frank Zappa

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPA

One Liner Size Truth

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

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