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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Frank Zappa

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People

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