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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Frank Zappa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Sell
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPA

Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational People Wrong
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPA

Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Life Reality
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA

Always Music Society
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA

College Education Laid Library
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA

Children Lame Murder Sleep
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPA

Architecture Dance Music Writing
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPA

Brown Lipstick Make Up
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon

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