The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPACommunism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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