The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPACommunism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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