The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPACommunism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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One and one is eleven.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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