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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.

Frank Zappa

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom Illusion Profit
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth

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