The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPAWhy do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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