There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPAThe most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPAThe closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
FRANK ZAPPARepublican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPASometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPAThe richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPAStupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPAAnything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPAInformation is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPAThe more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPABeware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPAA composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPAArt is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPAThe universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAIf your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA