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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

Frank Zappa

Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPA

Happiness Music People Rich Smart

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