Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
FRAN LEBOWITZMy favorite animal is steak.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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