Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
FRAN LEBOWITZMy favorite animal is steak.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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