Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
FRAN LEBOWITZMy favorite animal is steak.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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