In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
FRAN LEBOWITZMy favorite animal is steak.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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