Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
FRAN LEBOWITZNever relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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