Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
FRAN LEBOWITZNever relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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