Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
FRAN LEBOWITZFood is an important part of a balanced diet.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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