Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZFood is an important part of a balanced diet.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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