Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
FRAN LEBOWITZFood is an important part of a balanced diet.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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