Polite conversation is rarely either.
FRAN LEBOWITZPolite conversation is rarely either.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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