Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
FRAN LEBOWITZPolite conversation is rarely either.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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