If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
FRAN LEBOWITZPolite conversation is rarely either.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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