Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
FRAN LEBOWITZHumility is no substitute for a good personality.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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