Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
ERMA BOMBECKIf you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
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I read one psychologist’s theory that said, “Never strike a child in your anger.” When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he’s recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday?
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
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Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.
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Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
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