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Erma Bombeck Quote - Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.

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Housework can kill you if done right.
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Funny Kill Work Yourself
Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.
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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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Inspirational Laughter Yourself
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
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There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
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Fun Funny Mother Water Wrong
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
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Brain Damage Funny Injury
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Family Judgement Mom Understand
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
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Fate Food Myself Night Oneself Thinking Woman
I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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