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Erma Bombeck Quote - Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.

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Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
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Cats invented self-esteem.
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.
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Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
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I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
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Fate Food Myself Night Oneself Thinking Woman
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.
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Live Play Religious See Travel Understand Yourself
He who laughs lasts.
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Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
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A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn’t charge more after midnight – or anything before midnight.
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Kindess Night Oneself Parents Price
For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
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