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Erma Bombeck Quote - It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
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Cats invented self-esteem.
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Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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