I remember thinking how often we look, but never see … we listen, but never hear … we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.
ERMA BOMBECKIf a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
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I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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I read one psychologist’s theory that said, “Never strike a child in your anger.” When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he’s recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday?
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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Success is outliving your failures.
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
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There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
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When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Every puppy should have a boy.
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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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