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Erma Bombeck Quote - Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

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I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
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