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Erma Bombeck Quote - Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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