Friends are “annuals” that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a “perennial” that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There’s a place in the garden for both of them.
ERMA BOMBECKCleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it’s still snowing.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
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When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
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Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it’s still snowing.
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Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle.
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Some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love – why, some days it’s so quiet, you don’t even know it’s there.
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