Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
ERMA BOMBECKCats invented self-esteem.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle.
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I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
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I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?
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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
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Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
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Children make your life important.
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Cats invented self-esteem.
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