All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there’s so many real reasons to hate others.
EMO PHILIPSMy classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
More Emo Philips Quotes
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You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
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My parents were very protective. I couldn’t even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.
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When deciding between two competing theories, always go with the one that doesn’t involve a magic spell.
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Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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I don’t know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.
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I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they’re just as scared of me.
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I was walking down the street the other day and these construction workers were working on the roof hammering away. One of them told me I was a paranoid lunatic… in morse code.
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Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy.
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New York’s such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, “I’d like a card.” He says, “You have to prove you’re a citizen of New York.” So I stabbed him.
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Once I posed nude for a magazine. I’ve never been back to THAT newstand.
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I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I’d got out.
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence… sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
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I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.
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My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn’t have sex quite so often.
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