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Dorothy Parker Quote - Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.

Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.

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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Deny Fake Lying Storm Trouble
It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Entertainment Fun Goodness Myself
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Herself Leadership Thinking Yourself
He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Age Children Forever Himself Time Writing
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Language No Talk Woman
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
DOROTHY PARKER

End Surprise Woman
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Book Force Funny Greatness Light
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Change Funny Life Myself Oneself Sex Story
Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Brave Doctor Serious
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Enough Friendship Need Room
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Appearance Fashion Funny Love Sex
Writing well is the best revenge.
DOROTHY PARKER

One Liner Revenge Writing
Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Goodness Hide Safety Treasure Woman
[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Funny Hell Herself Phone
Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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Age Choice Clothes Grave Life Style Time Yourself
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Alcohol Quick Vice

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