If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
DOROTHY PARKERMost good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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