Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
DOROTHY PARKERMost good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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