Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKERMost good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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