There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
DOROTHY PARKERMost good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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