Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
DOROTHY PARKERMost good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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