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Dorothy Parker Quote - It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.

It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.

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Women and elephants never forget.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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