That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKERIt’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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