Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
DOROTHY PARKERIt’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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