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Dorothy Parker Quote - It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.

It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.

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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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