Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
DOROTHY PARKERVice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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