You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
DOROTHY PARKERVice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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