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Dorothy Parker Quote - I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.

I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.

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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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