That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKERI’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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