If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
DOROTHY PARKERWhat ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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