I hate writing, I love having written.
DOROTHY PARKERWhat ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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