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Dorothy Parker Quote - Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
DOROTHY PARKER

Depend Law Life Thinking Worst Yourself
All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Animal Business People Right Yourself
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Change Funny Life Myself Oneself Sex Story
I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Character Drink Identity Myself Problem Writing
There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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Distance Hell Simplicity Sports Truth Word
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Enough Friendship Need Room
People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Death People Young
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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Mindset True Writing
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Education Learning Yourself
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Acceptance Leaving Myself
Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Armor Protection Safety Weapon
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Appearance Beautiful Greatness Healing Myself Time
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Avoid Best Drink Stay Way
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Company Myself Talk Yourself
[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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