The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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