Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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