If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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