Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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