Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
DOROTHY PARKERGenius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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