I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
DOROTHY PARKERGenius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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