Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
DOROTHY PARKERGenius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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